a non-sequitur memoir

A Non-Sequitur Memoir

That stain has already set. Why don't we just cover it up?

We'll take the rest to the orphans who don't have anything

to be more responsible. You have always been so weird. What do

you understand that...the romance takes care of itself?

A pleasant surprise. I want you to meet a few financial friends,

but it will be so cumbersome. And Christmas is the best time

to make sure the butler knows you're coming. Butler? I'll bet

meat loses its vitamins if it's overcooked. I've had my

bomb attack. Yes, but it was a big step. So thank you for

exercising my option...I'm going to take it to another

liquor store to the right. I should have known you'd

have no idea. Take your whistle and dirt. It's not a

sweet, you know? This isn't just a fling for me.